Thursday, May 27, 2010

Aperitif


*Does his signature i'm a li'l late, ain't i? Grin* So yeah. For a blog with 3 readers, 2 followers and 1 fan, 5 months of staying AWOL might not be the best way to grab eyeballs. I actually was able to figure that out on my own. But, then again, wasn’t quite the author's forte ever really, was it? Anyway, all be damned, 'cause he's back with promises of greater commitment, better posts, an upcoming trip, world peace and a stable Euro!
No, honestly. The simplest solution to the entire debacle lies in an unusually delicious Greek goat cheese. Considering jus how worthy is a Greek Debt Bond on the international market, and how strong Kopi Luwak sells even post SARS, it really isn't all that hard doing the math (NOT the Greek-ishly creative sort :P). A simple, elegant and totally delicious solution would be simply, the Feta ala Bond! And did i mention wholesomely eco friendly? Greek debt is so insolvent at the moment, it's literally biodegradable!

So there you are. Goats fed on bonds, not only stay happier but in fact yield richer milk. Which in turn yields more Feta. In turn, creating Euro's where only false promises existed. In simpler words, this’ll achieve what India's Fast Breeder reactors were always meant to. Zero valued input, totally valuable output. Only tastier.
The most delectable NOT gate in world,as the engineer would say.



*Bleats*